“Chore lists” is your understanding of what Mom’s do?

That’s odd.

When I think about the best things my Mom (or my wife) had to offer her kids, I’m not thinking of any of the chores she gave them to do.

Handing out a chore list does not make you a Mom.

Although you gave a us a pretty good description of all the things you do that keep you busy, the only thing you told us about what your husband does is that he eats, washes his dishes, and plays video games.

What are your husband’s career aspirations or and job responsibilities?

You know, I don’t believe that when you were first dating, your husband seduced you with his fine mopping skills. There must have been something else there.

“If a mop makes you horny then you’re married to the wrong man,”

Better to consult with A.J. Kay on this one. She seems to have an Ex with real Mommy issues on her hands.

I Had to Divorce My Husband to Give Him What He Really Needed — A Mommy